LA DOLCE VITA

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La Douche Vita
02/17/11
Venice sinks under the weight of Silvio Berlusconi's giant balls as he faces statutory rape charges.



Esilarante, se non sei italiano.

Attenzione:
non è tanto Berlusconi ad essere preso di mira, quanto il popolo italiano.

And then there’s Italy
A day of protest calling for an in____ leader to step down
One banner reads “Resign and get your head checked”

FINALLY
it appears that Italian people have had enough of Silvio Berlusconi
For 3 terms and about 9 years as Italy’s Prime Minister

Through a tax fraud case related to his Spanish television company
through an influence peddling scandal concerning construction contracts
through allegation of bribery
embezzlement
ties to organized crime
using olive oil that is not exactly a virgin
allegations that were de-emphasize thanks to a near monopoly Berlusconi holds on Italy’s news media
and rendered ___ anyway by a law Berlusconi passed exempting himself from prosecution while in office

Now I know why Venice is sinking. It is under the weight of Silvio Berlusconi’s giant balls.
They’re gigantic!

I was in one of them once and I thought it was a gondola.
Wait a minute I’m in the Prime Minister’s pants!

Apparently ONLY NOW, ONLY NOW has he gone too far

The Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi who ….. today on charges that he had sex with underage prostitutes in one of his bunga bunga sex parties.

I know many of you right now are probably focusing on the compound adjective “bunga bunga”


But by now I’d like to draw your attention to the earlier phrase “with an underage prostitute”
which is one of the rare phrases that sound no more romantic in it natural Italian.
I believe the phrase is “statutory rape”

Of course Berlusconi NOW must be very worried
“Berlusconi denies the charges in his first public
coming on the issue sent on judges order
and he said among other things
“I’m not worried in the least”

Wow, nothing sticks to this guy
Which is impressive, because after all the allegations ___ about him
it seems like he would be quite sticky.

That’s like Charlie Sheen, with diplomatic immunity.
And instead of raising half a man he’s running italy.

Let’s hear from one of Berlusconi’s above age friends with bunga fits

“How much money did he give you?”
“It doesn’t matter.
That’s not the matte”

“Well, some people say that it does matter, because it would suggest that he was
either paying for your services or to keep you quiet”

“Or that he was helping me, just because he cared for me”

Yes, yes.
You’re like the daughter he never fucked.